A Crooked Mile
Oliver Onions Collections

by


關於 - A Crooked Mile
版本 - 英文書
刊號 - B6KQJXXDS18
發行 -

I
THE WITAN

Lady Tasker had missed her way in the Tube. She had been on, or rather under known ground on the Piccadilly Railway as far as Leicester Square, but after that she had not heard, or else had forgotten, that in order to get to Hampstead by the train into which she had stepped she must change at Camden Town. Or perhaps she had merely wondered what Camden Town supposed itself to be that she should put herself to the trouble of changing there. With the newspaper held at arm's length, and a little figure-8-shaped gold glass moving slightly between her puckered old eyes and the page, she was reading the "By the Way" column of the "Globe."—"All change," called the man at Highgate; and, still unconscious of her mistake, Lady Tasker left the train. She was the last to enter the lift. But for an unhurried raising of the little locket-shaped glass as the attendant fidgeted at the half-closed gate she might have been the first to enter the next lift.

Only from the policeman outside Highgate Station did she learn that she must either take the Tube back again to Camden Town or else walk across the Heath.

Now Lady Tasker was seventy, and, with the exception of the Zoo, a place she visited from time to time with troops of turbulent great-nephews, the whole of North London was a sort of Camden Town to her, that is to say, she had no objection to its existence so long as it wasn't troublesome. It was half-past three when she said as much to the Highgate policeman, who up to that time had been an ordinary easy-going Conservative; by five-and-twenty minutes to four she had made of him a fuming Radical. He was saying something about South Square and Merton Lane. Lady Tasker addressed the bracing Highgate air in one of those expressionless and semi-ventriloquial asides that, especially in a mixed company, always made her ladyship very well worth sitting next to....
II
THE POND-ROOM
III
THE "NOVUM"
IV
THE STONE WALL
V
THREE SHIPS
VI
POLICY
Part II
I
THE PIGEON PAIR
II
THE 'VERT
III
THE IMPERIALISTS
IV
THE OUTSIDERS
V
"HOUSE FULL"
VI
THE SOUL STORM
Part III
I
LITMUS
II
BY THE WAY
III
DE TROP
IV
GREY YOUTH
TAILPIECE
METHUEN'S POPULAR NOVELS
Crown 8vo, 6s. each
FOOTNOTE:

編修發行 by 谷月社電子書